...Look what I've discovered today!!
Terry Richardson has a tumblr. = A photoblog.
Dear Satan, please stop sending me distractions.
There's a reason why Terry's one of my favourite photographers. This man is crazy. I love crazy men. I also love tattooed men. + I love crazy photographers. End of story.
I would love to model for Terry but I don't know if I have enough balls to go naked in front of that man. HAHA
By the way I understand the photo above is of Terry and some "guidos"(sp??)... I know about Jersey Shore and all them scandalous people in it, but I've never watched the show. Oh wait, take my words back, I watched 2 minutes of an episode when I was on the fashion campus but the intellectual level of those people amazed me so much that I quickly changed the channel to Top Chef or something. ...and now I never watch TV unless my friends are over and we decide to watch South Park on demand. ...I don't even know how to get to South Park on demand unless someone's there to do it for me. I'm such a princess whoo hoo hoo.
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“この間風邪をこじらせ、会社を早退した
一晩寝たら治ると思ってたが、次の日目が覚めたら体が動かなかった
枕もとのポカリ飲むのがやっとで、マジで這う事も出来ない
鞄の中で携帯が鳴ってても、そこまでたどり着けない
その内目の前が真っ白になってきて、あーこれヤバいと思いつつ意識が飛んだ
そしたら思いっきり鼻を噛まれて目が覚めた
忘れてたんだが俺は一人暮らしで、猫（メス・推定5歳）と住んでいる
不規則な仕事なんでこいつのメシと水は、
三日分くらいストック出来る自動給餌機使ってるんだが、
起こしに来たって事はメシが無くなったって事だ。それにトイレ掃除もしてない
これはいかん、と思って死に物狂いで布団から這い出した
時々ふっと意識が途切れたが、その度猫に噛まれて覚醒
何とか部屋の真ん中まで来たところでまた携帯が鳴った
必死で出たら会社の同僚だった
何か言ってるが、全然頭に入ってこない
とにかく体が動かない事を伝えた所で本当に意識が飛んだ
468 水先案名無い人 :2010/02/19(金) 03:13:14 ID:INZ5eQAo0
次にハッキリ目が覚めたら病院にいた
医者の話を聞いて驚いたんだが、
俺は過労と栄養失調から風邪がこじれて肺炎になりかけていたらしい
ついでに早退した次の日と思ってたら、既に三日経っていた
熱で意識がぶっ飛んでいたらしい
同僚が来て救急車を呼んでくれなかったら、本当に死んでいたそうだ
付き添っていてくれた同僚に礼を言った後、猫の世話を頼んだ
迷惑とは思うが、メシと水とトイレの始末してもらえば後は何とかなるから
そう言ったら、同僚がちょっと変な顔をした
「いや、猫いなかったぞ？つーか、猫の物なんか無かったぞ」
覚えてないが救急車で運ばれる前、俺はずーっと猫の事を言い続けていたそうだ
だから世話をしようとしてくれたそうだが、
猫もいなければ給餌機もトイレも見当たらなかったらしい
「仕方ないから、コンビニで猫缶買って開けてきたけどさ」
そんな訳無いだろ、と言い掛けてぞっとした
何で忘れてたのか分からんが、猫はもういなかった
3月の頭に車に轢かれて死んで、あいつの使っていたも物全部処分した
その事言ったら、今度は同僚が青くなった
俺が電話に出た後ろで、猫がでかい声で鳴いていたそうだ
俺は今朝退院して所だが、連休に入ったら墓参りに行く事にした”
Crappy translation/re-telling::
So this guy felt really sick one day, left work, went to bed. He wakes up, can barely move, and the most he can do is grab the bottle of POCARI SWEAT (do not be fooled by its name, this shit tastes 2904852948598 times better than vitamin water, and is the best energy drink to drink when you're sick!!) lying by his bedside. His consciousness is starting to go away, until his cat (female/5yrs old) starts biting his nose. He figures that the cat is out of food and water, and he hasn't cleaned her toilet either.
He hovers out of bed, faints again, cat bites him again, and he wakes up. His phone's ringing, he answers, it's his co-worker and all he can do is tell him that he is about to faint again, and that's all he remembers.
When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital; apparently he had pneumonia and malnutrition, and if his coworker didn't call for an ambulance, he was going to die. It had been 3 days since he had left work.
He thanks his co-worker, and asks him to take care of his cat. His co-worker looks at him weird and tells him-
"I didn't see a cat, and I didn't see anything cat-related in your house"
He doesn't remember any of this, but he kept on mumbling about his cat while in the ambulance. Hearing that, the co-worker decided to go check up on this "cat", but he didn't see a cat at all. No cat, no feeder, no toilet.
"I even went to the convinence store and bought a can of cat food..."
That can be true, he starts to argue. But he notices something.
He didn't know why he had forgotten, but the cat was no longer there.
The cat was run over by a car in early March, and he had got ridden of everything.
He tells his co-worker, and his co-worker begins to freak out.
When he called him, a cat was screeching loudly in the background.
He decided to go to the cat's grave.
I've always felt like dead pets are always out there watching out for you.
Or maybe I wish that's the case.
I miss you all.
I'M OUT OF LEMONS AND I'M ANGRY.
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